Friday, June 3, 2011

Chapter 2


Oh yeah, I’m supposed to keep posting things on here, right? I feel so Emo now that I’ve joined the blogging world...”I’m in a glass case of emotion!!!!!” (Will Ferrell - Anchorman movie quote...get used to them.)
Do we not get another 3-day weekend? Depressing. Especially after the spec-tastic weekend I had last weekend. My soulja fo life friend Laura (that’s equivalent to a BFF) came down for the Memorial Day holiday with her husband and 4 other crew members. I’m going to need them to come down every weekend I think. I love laughing for 3 days straight...all while stocking up on Vitamin D at the beach. They are the types you want to surround yourself with in life. You know, the ones who will laugh at you and with you, who will make you sangria, who will do the splits so the soccer ball stays up in the air and doesn’t hit the sand, who will go pee in the gulf with you and not care whether they are standing upstream or downstream...those types of people.
And so many hilarious quotes from the weekend. My favorite being from Laura during a game of Balderdash (board game where you make up definitions for a word and hope everyone thinks your definition is the correct one and picks yours...so much fun). So Laura’s “real” definition of the word FEAZE - “The original name of Febreaze!” (She spelt it that way on purpose for all you spelling geeks out there - Pa, I know you’re not in that category b/c you can’t spell anything! Ha!) Anyway, I was the person having to read out all the definitions from everyone. When I got to Laura’s, I couldn’t say ‘Febreaze’...every time I tried I burst into laughter...uncontrollable laughter. Obviously no one picked Laura’s definition as the real one. But so clever is my friend I just had to share!
***Sidenote: Yes, cool people over the age of 5 play board games. “Gotta keep my mind active...” (Granny quote - Ma’s side - said in the most Southern accent every single time she broke out the word search and pink highlighter.)
The second favorite quote was from the ice cream employee to Morgan (not my sis) after she asked for her 6th sample of ice cream...”Ma’am, I can’t give you any more samples after this one...” Haha! Cut off! And yes, I broke away from normal eating habits and had a double scoop of ice cream from Kilwin’s. IN a waffle cone. Not to mention the crabcakes from The Red Bar, ‘Grits A Ya Ya’ (shrimp & grits) from Great Southern, red snapper and sweet potato fries to die for from The SandBar. All that to say, this weekend will not compare...and I need to go run a marathon to burn off all those consumed calories. Instead though, I think I'll go buy a cooler full of Corona and gluten-free organic tortilla chips, sit on the beach, and pee in the Gulf for nostalgia’s sake...
Happy Friday.

--dinner on the beach while watching the sunset last weekend with the crew. word.--



Monday, May 30, 2011

My First Blog


Dear Digital Diary,  

Today was a swell day! While playing hop-scotch at recess, Martha Ann told me that Billy Bob had a crush on me! Ahhhhh!!! He is so dreamy! AND he has the new xbox! Everyone at school is so jealous. I hope he picks me to be on his team in kickball tomorrow...

Oh wait, everyone can see this. Let's start over...

Dear Digital Diary, Digital Friends, Digital Family, and Digital Stalkers,

After much thought and deliberation, and a few requests from friends, I have finally broken down and started a blog. This blog will not just be stories about the major, thrill-seeking adventures in far away lands. It will also encompass the things in every day life that are just as exciting and scary...and flat-out funny...but on a smaller scale. It's all relative anyway. And this blog is just a peak into my relativity.

I guess I should better explain the title of the blog, as I can hear my mother and father, henceforth referred to as Ma and Pa for Southern colloquialism's sake, going, "Leeeeiiiiiigggghhhh," in a not-upset-but-disapproving tone..."that's not very lady-like." I know. But as they and many others that have read my travel writings know, I am a very detailed person. This translates to me writing little novellas in email format about random events in my life...like going to the county courthouse in order to plead 'not guilty' to a traffic violation that was unjustly given to me by a quota-filling state trooper. Of course I could summarize it in a paragraph! But that is boring! I want you to see it...feel it...smell it...don't taste it, it probably has trans fat. Therefore, 5 chapters later, you have a real story that hopefully made you smile, laugh, gag, rejoice, or wonder why I am not in an mental institution. Stay tuned...